God loves me..

Stranger: are you christian?
You: sure
Stranger: do you pray?
You: sure
Stranger: ok cool
You: why?
Stranger: just wondering
You: do you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i love god
You: good
You: he loves you too, son
Stranger: that makes me so happy
You: but everyone else fuckin hates you
Stranger: not as much as they hate you
You: touché bitch